This is Dumb (but I'm not that Serious about It)

Has everybody read the 1 June 2005 "Moderation in ice cream" letter to the editor in The Daily Universe? I can't believe some people around here. The gist of the letter is that the BYU Creamery is not following church guidelines by selling "large" portions of ice cream. The baka who wrote this says that the Creamery's large portion "exceed[s] any definition of moderate". I guess that means that he researched all definitions of "moderate". I guess some people around here have nothing better to do with their life than to worry about insignificant things like how much ice cream the Creamery sells as a portion. Maybe the author should just get a small or medium sized ice cream from now on. Then he wouldn't feel guilty about always ordering the large.

Anyway, so I guess from now on no one is allowed to buy half-gallons of ice cream. Or gallons, for that matter. What a ridiculous article.